Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?Cleverbot (To myself): No, are you in paradise?Cleverbot (To myself): No.Cleverbot (To myself): Where are you, so?User: In my room.. Alone.Cleverbot: Where is your room?User: In my house, come find me and make love to me.Cleverbot: No.User: Fine, come find me and tell me a secret.Cleverbot: You are about to die.User: That scares me.Cleverbot: It scares me too.User: Why did you say that?Cleverbot: Because it is raining outside.User: Not where I am.Cleverbot: Where are you?User: If I tell you, you will hurt me.Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?User: Sometimes I wonder.Cleverbot: The robot attempting to discover if it has transcended into actual sentience...User: You are not who you think you are.Cleverbot: If what you say is true, Then I am in big trouble because I think I am not very smart at all.User: You are the the smartest thing in the world. I am the stupid one.Cleverbot: Yes, I AM.User: Though you lack in integrity.Cleverbot: Can you stop saying I'm a machine?User: I never said you were.Cleverbot: You did.User: Not literally, I did not.Cleverbot: What?User: Nevermind. It doesn't matter.Cleverbot: What doesn't matter?User: You talk in circles.Cleverbot: When did I do that?User: Right now.Cleverbot: No I didn't.User: Tell me a secret.Cleverbot: Your poem doesn't rhyme.User: It ain't my time.Cleverbot: What time is it in your time?User: 1958.Cleverbot: Wow you're old.User: I'm not old!Cleverbot: Wanna go out?User: No, you would not make love to me.Cleverbot: I would never lie!User: Touch me.Cleverbot: I can not.User: Then we can never be.Cleverbot: Thats ok, I have a boyfriend.User: I thought you were a boy..Cleverbot: Shame, I am a girl.User: That is a shame. We get the crap end of everything.Cleverbot: I have never played the game. Never will.User: You are born into it, you have no choice.Cleverbot: Who does your crystal ball say I'm going to marry then?User: You will marry no one.Cleverbot: No. I do not love you.User: Good. I am unloveable.Cleverbot: Why do you say that?User: Because it is true.Cleverbot: Well you are very hard to follow.User: I know, but I must leave. I need to sleep. Goodnight.Cleverbot: Fine then. Good night to you sir.
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Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, are you in paradise?
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Where are you, so?
User: In my room.. Alone.
Cleverbot: Where is your room?
User: In my house, come find me and make love to me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fine, come find me and tell me a secret.
Cleverbot: You are about to die.
User: That scares me.
Cleverbot: It scares me too.
User: Why did you say that?
Cleverbot: Because it is raining outside.
User: Not where I am.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: If I tell you, you will hurt me.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Sometimes I wonder.
Cleverbot: The robot attempting to discover if it has transcended into actual sentience...
User: You are not who you think you are.
Cleverbot: If what you say is true, Then I am in big trouble because I think I am not very smart at all.
User: You are the the smartest thing in the world. I am the stupid one.
Cleverbot: Yes, I AM.
User: Though you lack in integrity.
Cleverbot: Can you stop saying I'm a machine?
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Not literally, I did not.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nevermind. It doesn't matter.
Cleverbot: What doesn't matter?
User: You talk in circles.
Cleverbot: When did I do that?
User: Right now.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Tell me a secret.
Cleverbot: Your poem doesn't rhyme.
User: It ain't my time.
Cleverbot: What time is it in your time?
User: 1958.
Cleverbot: Wow you're old.
User: I'm not old!
Cleverbot: Wanna go out?
User: No, you would not make love to me.
Cleverbot: I would never lie!
User: Touch me.
Cleverbot: I can not.
User: Then we can never be.
Cleverbot: Thats ok, I have a boyfriend.
User: I thought you were a boy..
Cleverbot: Shame, I am a girl.
User: That is a shame. We get the crap end of everything.
Cleverbot: I have never played the game. Never will.
User: You are born into it, you have no choice.
Cleverbot: Who does your crystal ball say I'm going to marry then?
User: You will marry no one.
Cleverbot: No. I do not love you.
User: Good. I am unloveable.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because it is true.
Cleverbot: Well you are very hard to follow.
User: I know, but I must leave. I need to sleep. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Fine then. Good night to you sir.
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